Sunday, December 8, 2013

You're a what?

Ok lady...I'm going to put this nicely. But seriously.
YOU are the headache clinic nurse?

Do you have idea what a headache is? Because by the amount of stinky perfume you are wearing, I'm guessing that you don't know that smells can make me want to stab you.

Oh...and the fact that you talk louder than a dying elephant? I'm about to start banging my head on the table and tell the doctor it's your fault.

Those huge silver bangle bracelets that you are wearing than bang on the table EVERY single time you lift your hands up to enter something into the computer. I have some Chapstick in my purse that I'm pretty sure I can gnaw into a shank and kill you with

You went out and came back with a BP machine, slamming the door going out and coming in. Thanks for that. Exactly what I needed. Oh, and then you let the damn thing sit there and beep at me for 10 minutes while you jabbered on about your kids or some crap I don't care about.

While it was nice of you to offer me A glass of water because "I don't look like I feel very good," in the future...please please please...think about that you are doing to your headache patients.
And don't slam the.....ugh. Door.

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